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We invited you to take a crack at Ted Casablanca's blind items from this week's column, and, as always, you responded with the enthusiasm, humor, and occasional bile that makes us love you just a little bit more every week.

Ted sez: "Ms. Leticia Legend, famous for laying into any thing, person, animal or fad that has ever gotten in her way, is having the laugh of her infamous career! Not too recently, L2 changed her ways. Folks said she was becoming less abrasive, more humanitarian and, supposedly, less horny." Read the full item.

Ted sez: "Boys will be boys, right? Uh-huh. Especially Hunky Harold. Hunk, who's irresistible to sexes of all kinds and ages, just never knows when to stop. He's always propositioning the wrong, uh, conquests. But I find it rather funny, really. Why?" Read the full item.

You say: Your guesses after the jump.

You say ("Hers" Item): There was no far and away favorite, but "Madonna," ultimately won the dirt derby. Why? Read this representative sentiment: "People say she's settled down since she's become a mommy, but you know she's still the same whore as always... I'd believe that her Esther persona is a dominatrix before a demure Jewish girl." Ouch. Did someone get double-charged for a case of Kabbalah water?

You also say: Second place is quite crowded today, with Britney Spears, Demi Moore, Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, Amanda DeCadenet (!), J Lo, Sharon Stone, "Barbra Streisand? Roseanne Barr? Florence Foster Jenkins?", Angelina Jolie, and Cher tallying votes. That about covers the ladies. At least no one guessed any of the actresses from Ted's "And It Ain't" graphic.

You say: ("His" Item): There was no "winner." Our favorite response is obviously from a gossip enthusiast with a doctorate in Egyptology (which, come to think of it, makes him/her the only person around here qualified to decrypt Ted's writing): "Arnold Schwarzenegger. H2=Hummer. Harold - H = arold + n = Arnold"

You also say: Here comes the roll call of every male actors in town: "Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and Hugh Jackman. Just because." Alec Baldwin, Matt Lillard, Josh Hartnett, John Travolta, Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell. Wow. You are a comprehensive lot.

Thanks to everyone who sent in a guess. We're off to let everyone know that we're officially the last straight male in L.A., and they'd better get some while the gettin's good.