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Star magazine has pictures of temporary Britney Spears husband Jason "55 Hours in Paradise" Alexander making out with "a she-male escort" named Ana in a Miami club, though an eyewitness admitted he probably didn't know that his drunken snuggle buddy was packing serious heat. We knew the good luck that saved him from a life with Spears couldn't last forever.

[Photo: Star Magazine]