J-Lo Repairs Incredibly Dangerous Security Breach

Jennifer Lopez has shitcanned "longtime makeup man" Scott Barnes for leaking incredibly important J.Lo information to the press. The cagey actress even set a trap for Barnes, feeding him fictional dirt and waiting for it to get back to her. It's regrettable that Lopez had to combat mistrust with subterfuge, but what other recourse did she have? If you can't trust the guy who ladels on the ass-minimizing blush and glues your nipples to your flimsy Grammy gowns, who can you trust?
For the record, we think her mother is the mole. Mom-Lo's been feeling a little uppity ever since she hit the jackpot on the slots in Atlantic City.
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