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We're going to post your guesses to slow the incredible flood of responses. You clearly relish the opportunity to point The Big Gay Finger at movie stars whenever the opportunity presents itself, and we love you for it.

Ted sez: "I don't think it would be entirely inaccurate to say Mr. Rex, no stranger to the porn biz, has a taut thang or two in common with Muscled Manfred. You see, M2 has been riding high on the he-man appeal of his abs, quads, sneer and Soloflex-sublime bod for a while now." Read the whole item.

You say: Your guesses after the jump.

You say, with disturbing almost metaphyscial certitdue: "Mark Wahlberg" (with an endearing insistence on referring to him as "Marky Mark.") Some seized on Ted's supposed tactic of using alliterative initials to out his blind items, noticing the (some would say too obvious) connection between "Marky Mark" and "Muscled Manfred." One guesser took the alliteration even further, noting, " Credit grabbing movie that's 'H'otter than 'H'ot = I Heart Huckabees." Some of you saw fit to implicate notorious playboy George Clooney in your Wahlberg guesses. We don't want to say that these guesses are just wish fulfillment, but... Nah, that couldn't be it. Other reasons cited: "abs," and "sneer."

You also say: "Matthew McConaughey" In the words of one reader, "New project 'hotter than hot': Sahara. Has a small dog named 'Miss Scarlett.' Avon lady mother used to use him as a makeup model. Naked bongos with buddy. Discovered by Joel Schumacher. I have no further questions, your honor." Also, many cited the alliteration thing. Don't you all think that evil genius Ted C. would hide his tracks a little better?

And a blind item featuring gay sex wouldn't be complete unless you said: "Vin Diesel." Really, you never let us down. That's incredibly comforting, in its own weird way.

You also said, charitably: "Christian Bale, just to break up the unending string of Vin Diesel guesses you're going to get."

You also said, covering all the bases: Hugh Jackman, Brad Pitt, Jean-Claude Van Damme (!), and The Rock.