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We apologize for neglecting Ted Casablanca's blind item stepchildren yesterday and depriving you of the usual Thursday guessing game, but sometimes we get quite forgetful in the middle of our early-afternoon heroin nod. (That's right, we occasionally ride the horse, you wanna make something of it?) But since this week's Ted item involves everybody's favorite subject, i.e. "straight" actors and gay sex, it seems like it's worth a little Friday fun. Enjoy One Dude-Durable Blind Vice, and savor Ted's subtle butt-fucking allusion, "such a pain in the well-worked-out behind."

Ted sez: "I don't think it would be entirely inaccurate to say Mr. Rex, no stranger to the porn biz, has a taut thang or two in common with Muscled Manfred. You see, M2 has been riding high on the he-man appeal of his abs, quads, sneer and Soloflex-sublime bod for a while now." Read the whole item.

You say: Your guesses posted later today. Bring it!