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Kyle Buchanan of Ostrich Ink notices that the new Tony Danza and Jane Pauley talk shows are flogging their dirty wares with the exact same tagline. ("Familiar Face. Brand New Place" vs. "A Familiar Face in a Brand New Place.") Somewhere, the world's smartest ad executive is high-fiving the hooker riding shotgun in his Mustang convertible as they escape to a life of leisure on a secluded Mexican beach, leaving only a fluttering trail of twenty dollar bills and some angry television producers in their wake. Danza and Pauley, meanwhile, are left to fight over a trite tagline and Oprah's sloppy seconds. Sometimes it does seem the universe has a sense of humor.