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—Obvious but necessary joke of the day: Finally, someone's trying to stop the Dave Matthew Band from polluting the environment...with his totally crappy hippie music! LOL!
—Laura Dern obviously skipped yesterday's Fox exposé on the secrets of eternal youth in Hollywood.
—MTV.com blames Madonna's VMA Kiss of Death for everything short of Lance Armstrong's cancer.
—Still More Hollywood Second Acts: Former football player/Stone Cold star Brian Bosworth now at Coldwell Banker. [via Thighs Wide Shut]
—Without Craig "Craigslist" Newmark, how would anyone ever meet their foxy "mfw—25" Missed Connection from the Trader Joe's on La Brea?
—Our "Respect Copyrights" crusade already gaining steam!