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From the Teutonic Gossip Synchronicity Department: A reader sends blogger A Fly On The Wall a (supposedly authentic) picture of Bruce Willis dancing in a gay, German disco. Says Fly, "And I don't think this means Bruce is secretly a friend of Dorothy. I've heard a variety of gossip over the years involving Bruce and women. Nothing about Bruce and men." Amen. Sometimes an action star just needs to go topless and do the "Lean Back" without people making assumptions.