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It might seem a little risky to dub this the "Unverifiable Rumor of the Day," since it's not even 9 a.m., but this is probably the most suspect thing we've ever floated: We've heard that Britney Spears and Not-So-Sparkle Motion dancer fiancé Kevin Federline might have pushed up their wedding plans to, um today in Santa Barbara. We have no idea when or where it would go down, but they'll probably wind up in the courthouse if it actually happens, even though that venue's been tainted by Mira Sorvino and her boy-husband. The crazy romantic in us suggests that they keep it in Santa Monica and exchange their matrimonial goodies in that balcony of theirs, where so many memories were made.