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A reader claiming to be a guest at last weekend's Stuff magazine bacchanalia at the Palms in Vegas sends in this account of the party where underaged, professed teetotaler Lindsay Lohan was spotted with a drink in her hand. Should you ever encounter Lohan in your favorite watering hole and want to chat her up, watch out for that Fez character she's dating—he seems fiercely protective of his gal now that she's over the age of consent. You know, assuming any of this actually happened and isn't someone's horny, boozy dream.

I was at the Stuff Magazine "Casino Weekend" party at the Palms in Las Vegas.

The best part of the night was when Wilmer and Brad [Ed.note—Brad "Average Joe," a minor player on the TV show.] almost got in a fight and a bouncer had to separate them. I had met Brad earlier in the night and saw this whole thing happen. He was going over to the area that Lindsay was in, not sure why, trying to talk to her. Lindsay was obviously wasted out of her mind just drinking like a fish. She was dancing crazily and her chest was falling out. Then, all of a sudden Wilmer approached Brad and started saying something. I have no clue what. But then a bouncer came by and he had a camera in his hand and it looked he was trying to delete the pictures on the camera. It looked like it was Brad's camera, but he wasn't taking any of the pictures. Brad seemed visibly upset and looked like he couldn't believe what was happening. Meanwhile, Lindsay was passed out at the table and had no clue what was going on. After a few minutes, the camera was handed to Brad and looked stunned at what happened.

I approached Brad later that night and he had no clue what happened and that the bouncer deleted all his pictures from the weekend. He didn't say much but said something to the effect of "Wilmer needs to control his underage girlfriend."