In case you haven't been following the freakfest surrounding young author Abigail Vona's book Bad Girl (and really, we don't know why you would until now), we'll give you a hazy recap and show you why it's so awesome now.

Vona (née Spath) is 20, possibly skanky, just published that memoir, and used to sleep with her 48 year-old semi-agent, Doug Dechert. Dechert got dumped, allegedly didn't get his money off of the sale, possibly made up some scandals for Page Six, clawed at Page Sixer Ian Spiegelman (ultimately resulting in Spiegelman's firing), and, just this week, began circulating a deliciously defamatory email diatribe about his relationship with Vona.

We were just getting ready to publish the email, but Dechert went and did our dirty work for us, reprinting the email on his own little site. It's a lengthy read, but it's rife with alleged abortions, kinky sex, and the kind of literary genius we can appreciate:

The only compromise she's had to make for her early success was to evince a willingness to use her body as an oral/genital sperm receptacle for a reasonably attractive older man.

We can't vouch for the accuracy of Dechert's claims, but we can attest to their utter hilarity.
Creation Of A Bad Girl [Scandalmonger]