Lindsay Lohan: Professional Actress, Semi-Pro Drinker

Blog Thighs Wide Shut claims that Lindsay Lohan has already gathered a troubling reputation on the set of Herbie: Fully Loaded (which we think just started shooting this week). A specially appointed Task Force On Underage Boozing supposedly trails her around Hollywood, trying to steer her away from liquid temptation. Movies are expensive, and no one wants to waste shoot days waiting for her to heave last night's fun into Herbie's glove compartment between takes.
We all know she's an overtanner, no thanks to her milky Irish complexion, but she's also a crazy lush who has to have handlers follow her around everywhere to make sure she doesn't go to parties. That way she won't show up to the set all hungover and gross looking.
It doesn't look like the Lohan Task Force made the trip to Vegas last weekend, where she was spotted engaging in a rite of passage for rising starlets: threatening to kick a fan's ass while trying not to spill her drink. Remember, young Lindsay turned 18 in July. Our little girls do grow up so fast!