Craig Kilborn Quits Late Late Show

We didn't see this coming: Craig Kilborn has quit The Late Late Show. leaving CBS with a gaping void in its Smarmy Conversations With B-listers department. Kilborn's semi-ironic smoking jacket and greasy come-ons won't be easily replaced, but we imagine there's a USC frat guy riding the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch who can step in while CBS begins its own heavy-handed overtures (i.e., gigantic bags of Viacom cash) to Conan O'Brien.