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After Andy Dick's NYC rampage of existential angst over BFF Rick James's death, we would've expected that he'd be on the first JetBlue flight back to LA for the funeral. The resulting, heart-rending scene at Forest Lawn would poignantly evoke the moment in La Bamba when Richie's jealous, conflicted brother finds out the plane went down. No dice:

My heart really goes out to Andy Dick. After reading about his Courtney Love-esque booze-fueled spree brought on by the death of his "best friend" Rick James, I thought I'd look at the news photo slide show of James' funeral and see Andy collapsed and sobbing on the coffin. I thought I'd at least see him holding the hand of family members and consoling them or a photo of him with his fist raised to the heavens with the caption "OH GOD WHY?!!!?." After viewing the 33 photo slideshow of Rick James' funeral, I didn't see one photo of Andy Dick at all. I didn't even see Andy in the background of any of the numerous file photos of Rick James with his friends. Chaka Khan was there. But no Andy. He must have been inconsolable and unable to attend the funeral.

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