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Concert organizers in Ireland discovered that Madonna's backstage demands include enough blessed Kabbalah Water to give her entire entourage a consecrated, immortality-granting enema. She has to have 25 cases of the hocus-pocus Evian to step on stage, and (predictably) spends her down time trying to convert those who only know one or two boring names for God. At least Madonna also demands vodka at her shows, which we imagine miraculously repairs liver damage when mixed with the magic water and a twist of cult-approved lime.