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Tara Reid recently signed a television deal with Fox, and most likely they'll develop a sitcom for her. But reality is Fox's bread and butter. Why not have half a dozen cameras follow Reid around as she pinballs from Cosmopolitan to dirty martini, then make her perform "physical challenges" befitting a young actress on the loose in Hollywood, like signing autographs. doing body-shots, and discreetly vomiting in the bathroom of the Spider Club? That sounds much more interesting than another season of Paris and Nicole skanking around with hayseeds. Let's keep the skanking right here in LA.

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