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Numerous sources say that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are the latest celebrity matrimonial fodder, having finalized plans for a "very quiet" wedding. The last time we saw Justin, he was threatening to sue a tabloid for reporting that he was cheating on Cameron, the Best Paid Actress in Hollywood, with a C-list British tart. And the last time we saw Cameron, she was starring in a topless video, rattling chains with early-career, lite S&M fury, and...calling her lawyers to make sure the masterpiece stays buried. It's really kind of wonderful that they've found each other.

We would never be so cynical as to try and guess the duration of the union, as marriage is a blessed institution strengthened each time two celebrities give themselves to each other for a brief time, but a friend very, very, very close to Defamer gives it seven months (five if they're ever in the same city after the honeymoon).

UPDATE: The initial publicist denial.