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When Whitney Houston's not in rehab and Bobby Brown's on parole, they like to take their daughter to movie premieres (pictured here at the Princess Diaries 2 opening at Downtown Disney on Variety's VPage). A tipster gives us a taste of what's in store if the formerly rock-smokin', spouse beatin', hard-lovin' couple ever makes it on air: "Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's upcoming reality show is a complete car wreck. Over 160 hours of footage have been shot—all of it insane. The Mad TV Brown/Houston skits are not far off the mark, although the fictional version is much more tame that the reality caught on video." We're twitching in anticipation, though that could just be the crackpipe burns sympathetically flaring up.

[photo: Evan Agostini/ImageDirect via Variety]