Paris Hilton Attacked By God's Bees

It would be somewhat absurd to say that God hates Paris Hilton (especially since He's probably seen 1 Night In Paris and knows what she's capable of), but maybe He's trying to send a sign that she's letting herself get overexposed? A plague-like swarm of bees attacked Paris and heroin-kicking sidekick Nicole Richie at the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. "Their publicists and other stars watched as the two flailed their arms and screamed like little girls" as the bees attacked "Hilton's Farrah Fawcett 'do," according to USA Today. If her flack wouldn't make a move to shoo away the bees, you can bet she won't shield her from the shower of frogs or pull Paris into a rowboat when the LA River runs red with blood at the next awards show.