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Oh, now we get it. The "tell-all" book about Playboy hanger-on Jill-Ann Spaulding's horrifying experiences at the Mansion was ghostwritten by Hefner's PR team! Page Six has this excerpt from an interview with Steppin' Out magazine, and the omission of any references to the elaborate system of air hoses and pulleys that allows desiccated ladies' man Hugh Hefner to sustain an erection reveals the stinky fingerprints of Playboy publicity:

"On Sex Night . . . You have to take a bath . . . There are also two large big screen TVs in his bedroom that play porn . . . All the girls have to be cheering during the sex and the ones who aren't having sex with Hef have to pretend they are having lesbian sex with each other."

It seems like the Playboy flack that approved this copy left out the part where all the girls suffer brain damage from the unstoppable waves of multiple orgasms that Hefner's rock-hard, unstoppable cock inflicts on them. No need for overkill.