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Again, we put out the challenge, and you responded in such numbers that we would encourage your bosses to filter out this site if it wouldn't put us back on the Boulevard in a plastic skirt and see-through heels. And now, your much-anticipated guesses to Ted Casablanca's One Career-Curdling Blind Vice.

Ted sez: "There's at least one big celebrity publicist in town who's ready to throw some sex-addiction rehab reservations (or, at the very least, a designer chastity belt) at her loose-livin' client." Read the full item. (Scroll to the bottom of the page.)

You say: Guesses after the jump.

You say: When Ted says, "skank!" you say "just about everyone in Hollywood under the age of 35 with a vagina." The most popular guess, by a very, ahem, tight margin was "Jennifer Garner." You cited Garner's dumping of Scott Foley, her is-she-still-with-him thing with Michael Vartan, and her rumored straddling of Democratic sex-toy Ben Affleck. One of you also cynically mentioned some kind of a scrap between Ted and JG's flack, but that's all way too messy for us to even think about. Did anyone see 13 Going On 30? That's some textbook wholesome, milk-fed-ness.

You also say: Ah, here's that list "of everyone in Hollywood under the age of 35 with a vagina" we mentioned, presented in no particular order: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Scarlett Johansson, Kirsten Dunst, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff [Ed.note—isn't she like 15? For shame.], Mandy Moore, Anne Hathaway, and Natalie Portman, (on whose behalf we will personally fight all of you). Did we leave anyone off? We're not sure. You certainly didn't.

You also say, but give us a fucking break, don't you people listen to a word we say?: Tara Reid.

Bonus example of Ted's mastery of alliteration:
 "this here's one helluva humpy hotbed sitch!"

Thanks for playing!