Moglet Sex Update: Disney Castoffs Edition

How exactly do the offspring of ex-Disney executives continue to land high-profile actress bed-buddies? It would be cynical to insist that it's only because the moglets have all of Daddy's golden-parachute money to throw around. Previously, we had David Katzenberg (son of miniature DreamWorks head Jeffrey, who was famously let go by Disney) rocking the bony world of a jailbait-y, pre-rehab Mary-Kate. Now People reports that UCLA undergrad Chris Ovitz, spawn of erstwhile uberagent (and Disney-fired) Michael Ovitz, is shacking up with Eliza Dushku. Michael Eisner's three sons are gonna get so laid once he gets canned!