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Wherein we invite our readers to scream "Vin Diesel!" each and every time the word "gay" appears in the blind items of humpy E! gossiper and destroyer of language, Ted Casablanca. This week, One (Selfish) Self-Discovery Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Two celebrities busted up a while back (which, I know, is sorta like saying Hell-Ay has nonindigenous growing things). Let's just imply—if that's okay with you crusty dish detectives out there—that Bud Behemoth and Trish Trickster had a messier breakup than everyone thought. Why?" Read the whole item (at bottom of page).

You say: Send your guesses to tips@defamer.com. Overheated specualtion, of both well-reasoned and tossed-off varieties, will be posted later today. This is a good one, let's see what you can do: Ted's got three-ways (and four-ways and five-ways) and some hott lesbian action, so have at it, bloodthirsty gossip-monkeys!

UPDATE: Your guesses here.