Celebs On The Prowl At DNC
Hollywood's leading men have headed to the DNC, looking to get laid among the willing, starstruck pool of political groupies, binge-drinking delegates, and overheated media animals. Ben Affleck uses Rush & Molloy to pimp for him, floating a variation of the whoa-is-me fame-whine: ""It's difficult. I meet people, but I feel like I'm this walking nightmare."
"You get photographed with me once at a baseball game, and The Enquirer will find out every dirty little thing that ever happened in your family's history." Hot, compassionate women of the convention: You must be of voting age to ride Affleck, line forms to the left. But please take off those ridiculous buttons first, you don't want them snagging his chest hair, and they tend to cause annoying flare in paparazzi photos.
Really, the horny stars don't have to look beyond the genetic walls of the Kerry family. Affleck's been spotted getting friendly with Vanessa (who "kissed the actor twice in a box at the convention Monday night and 'he didn't resist,' a witness tells us," say R&M.) And John Cusack, wet dream of the Say Anything generation, was caught kissing Alexandra Kerry. With both daughters busy, John better lock up his wife before Alec Baldwin pounds some Spanish Fly and hits the convention floor.
