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There's nothing like Ted Casablanca dishing about the closeted supposed-gays to bring the guessers out of the woodwork. Your responses to One Redundant Blind Vice follow.

Ted sez: "Just a quickie, 'cause that's sure what Pete Pop-Me has a lotta, my luscious ones. P.P.-M. is—as all you guessers like to assume—mentioned, as usual, in all the wrong glossies." Read the full item.

You say: After the jump.

You say: We starting to get the feeling that every time Ted says "gay," you're going to guess "Vin Diesel." There's been some kind of Pavlovian conditioning performed on you by Ted's 128-bit encryption-level English. Why Vin? He's "the gayest gay in gaytown" and "always making sure that he's covered in women." Hmm, not the most rhetorically sound arguments. And don't you think that Ted is a little cleverer than to make every item about Vin? The guy did invent his own language. Receiving votes: Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. Um, yeah. Just because two guys spend all of their time hugging in tuxedos while grasping giant dildo-like statues doesn't make them gay. Got it?

You also say: "Josh Duhamel" for tangential item star "Joe De Lish" because of the old "same initials" trick. Also, "everyone remembers that lovely 'art photo' of him that appeared in a book of gay studmuffins that circulated the internet recently."

You also say, puzzlingly: "Prince Albert of Monaco."