Britney's Classy Crotch Grab

It's so nice that Britney's finally trying to reverse this recent binge of white-trashy behavior and give her image a much-needed buff-up. After all, what's classier than cupping your fiancé's "tiny dancer" on a balcony, high above the paparazzi cameras? We just hope she springs for the laundry bill—someone's going to have to get those Cheeto stains off his shorts.