Lindsay Lohan's Issues With Gravity

This pic at Liquid Generation claims that Lindsay Lohan tumbled to the floor of a night club because she's a "drunken wreck." She just turned 18, not 21, so we can't endorse that interpretation of events. We'll just go with an alternate explanation that keeps Lindsay legal and far away from Mary-Kate territory: She's not yet comfortable with her sudden blossoming and is still learning how to navigate in stilettos with a radically shifted center of gravity.