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Several readers have written in with concern that Jason Alexander's use of the word "gobsmacked" in his blow-by-blow report of his honeymoon sex with Britney Spears seems a little inauthethentic for a Kentwood, LA resident. Indeed, that did strike us as strange when first we read his riveting account of the noises that emnate from a pop-star on her wedding night, but someone much smarter than us already pointed it out. "Gobsmacked" may not seem to be an oft-intoned entry in the Louisiana lexicon, but—Hey, look over there! Britney's titty fell out! (NSFW)