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The Daily confirms the rumor we'd heard shortly after it was announced last week that Mira Sorvino and boy-toy-turned-bridegroom Chris Backus married at a Santa Barbara courthouse: there was a big, Armani-sponsored wedding coming soon on the Italian island of Capri. The Daily's report also slyly reminds us that Sorvino raided the struggling-actor's cradle, slipping in this line: "Backus looked mature beyond his 22 years in a classic gray morning suit, complete with waistcoat, pinstriped trousers and a jacquard white tie..." Alas, there are no thinly-veiled references to Sorvino's supposed pregnancy or whether Backus kept trying to bus the tables at the reception.