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Both Rush & Molloy and Page Six hit the Cameron Diaz video this morning, noting that a cease-and-desist letter has been fired off to Scandal-Inc, the website currently distributing Cam's on-camera love affair with a can of freon and some light, Home Depot-style bondage. But Page Six ignored Fleshbot's review and actually plunked down the US$39.95 for the video, and offer their own summary of the yawn-inducing proceedings. [Ed. note—We're guessing that's an abuse of the NYDN's expense account, and demand that they conduct an audit. Really, who pays for porn on the internet?]

PAGE SIX plunked down $39.95 to download the video, which opens with a pouty Diaz and Natasha, clad in leather and fishnet stockings, whipping a chained-up male model in a loincloth. Later, the lithe lovelies "walk" the same fellow while he wears a black leather bondage mask.

It also shows Diaz vamping topless while the photographer yells, "Cat-like! Cat-like!" and, "I want you hot and sexy!" During the topless shoot, a giddy Diaz takes a break to perk up her chest with the icy air spray.

We imagine that Diaz's lawyers will have the offending website shuttered (if it isn't already) before you can get your filthy hands on the video. Our official recommendation is that you use Fleshbot's digest if you really need a little time alone with Cameron.