The Rags (Gossip Round-Up): Madonna's Copycat Offspring

· What a fucking poseur: Madonna's Rocco totally bites Brooklyn Beckham's haircut. [The Sun UK]
· Harvey Weinstein is so sick of Disney CEO/F 9/11 cockblocker Michael Eisner that he might leave Miramax, a company named after his beloved parents. [Page Six]
· The last straw for Mary Kate? The Olsens "got milk" ads are sidelined out of "sensitivity to her situation." We think she's just defecting to a competing beverage's campaign: "Coke Is It." [Page Six]
· Jessica Simpson a Bond Girl. She was their third choice, behind Catherine Zeta-Jones and Britney Spears. We think there is no one better to play subtly-monikered Bond femme fatale Titsy McRetard than Simpson. [Teen Hollywood]
· Trouble in boy band/celebutante skank paradise: Nick Carter spends 1 Night Spatting In Paris [NYDN]