Know Your (Future) Celebrity House-Husbands: Dirty Dancer Edition

The Fresno Famous blog has the freshman yearbook photo of Kevin Federline, current Britney Spears fiancé and former baby-batter supplier to auxiliary Moesha cast members.* Doesn't he just look like he's been planning a doomed marriage to a home-wrecking pop-star since he was 14?
[*Ed. note—That biography might be the saddest thing we've ever read. We're so depressed on her behalf that we're sending her a gift basket right now.]