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Just because you've all been so good and made it to the afternoon without any fresh Mary-Kate Olsen coverage, we'll direct you to this strange turn in her redemption saga. Bitchmongering, media-whore cousin Gawker hears a strange tale of recent DUI recipient David Hasselhoff outing little Mary-Kate as a resident of Cirque Lodge, where he was "relaxing" until recently, to a radio station. MK's plight just gets sadder by the day. Not only are the tabloids screaming about her alleged coke habit, but she's being betrayed by her rehab buddy—even after she never laughed when he insisted on telling everyone in the encounter session how huge he is in Germany.