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After seeing an original scoop being followed up by Page Six, chronically self-touching sister blog Fleshbot picked up a phone to call supposed Alec Baldwin sweaty a**-f**ker Dessarae Bradford. Page Six got the official Baldwin denials; Fleshbot bagged the penetrating interview:

Fleshbot: They quote Alec Baldwin as saying he never met you.

DB: Oh God, of course he would say that. But it happened, trust me. I still have the vibrator. Maybe I can scrape off the evidence and get a DNA sample or something?

Fleshbot: But not the Hershey bar, right?

DB: No, he ate that (laughs).

If that's not enough to make you click through and read the interview, nothing will. OK, maybe this will, "DB:That's probably the first time the New York Post has contacted him since 1985 or something... [H]e can deny it all he wants...I'll have to pull down his pants and fuck him again."