Britney Spears Totally Engaged

Whatever drugs the doctors have prescribed for her ailing knee have finally kicked in, as ETonline reports that Britney Spears is now engaged to her dancer boyfriend/tattoo BFF, Kevin Federline. We're, like, totally on IM with all of our bestest friends, reveling in the happy news! Check out this excerpt from the official Gawker Media AIM window:
thedefamer: OMG, ROTFHTGWKMBTHK!
gawkbox: Totally!
[Ed. note: Translation: Oh my god, rolling on the floor, hoping that God will kill me before they have kids!]