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High-minded sister site Gawker hears a rumor that Mary-Kate Olsen is checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Sundance, whose specialties lie in areas other than eating disorders. If her high-priced clinic doesn't offer adequate eating disorder treatment facilities, maybe she and her fellow patients can improvise like we do at parties in Hollywood and open a "weight-loss support group" in the bathroom.