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Time for your answers to this week's Ted Casablanca blind item, "One Bagged Blind Vice." A frustrated reader asks, "Who the hell can tell what he's talking about? Is that even English? Yes, it technically is English, and no, much of the time we don't know what Ted is talking about either. We suspect he went to one of those "progressive" schools that never corrects mistakes and medicates children without parental consent. On to your guesses...

Ted sez: "So, Fried Frieda was on a photo shoot, as she is more and more these days. Oh, sure, ol' Frieda had a rather dry hump recently, but she has bounced back badder, sassier and more bothered than ever." (Read the full item here.)

You say: Your answers after the jump.

You say: Overwhelmingly, "Anna Nicole Smith." Reasoning included "That woman is not right," "key words photo shoot, barnyard, stuffing one's face" and, somewhat gratuitously, "She might have just eaten Bobby Trendy whole." Many of you insisted on quoting at least a snippet of the Anna Nicole Show's theme song, which we'd finally erased with the help of regression therapy. Thanks for the setback.

You also say: "Jessica Simpson." Or second-place finisher's taste for Louis Vuitton has implicated her in some readers' minds.

You also say:"Tara Reid—whatta babe but whatta mess," "Dumb butt-humor? It has to be Jenny McCarthy!" "Whitney Houston," and one reader's nod to Ted's alliteration, "Farah Fawcett." Umm, who's that?

Thanks to all the guessers for pooling their collective intelligence for no discernible benefit to society!