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Wherein we solicit your guesses on humpy, neologism-spouting E! gossipmonger Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item, thereby temporarily satsfying our insatiable need to know who in Hollywood is a drug addict or secretly fucking men. This week, One Bagged Blind Vice.

Ted sez:

So, Fried Frieda was on a photo shoot, as she is more and more these days. Oh, sure, ol' Frieda had a rather dry hump recently, but she has bounced back badder, sassier and more bothered than ever. And while most fans choose to interpret F2's sourpuss (and often incomprehensible) saltiness as dumb-butt humor, girlfriends, I'm here to tell y'all naughty types it ain't that barnyard upbringing that begets Frieda's 24/7 slurping 'n' slurring. (Read the full item here.)

You say: Send guesses to tips@defamer.com. Your entertaining answers to follow later in the day.