Sister site Gawker has an incredible, unhinged, highly amusing e-mail from Ian Spiegelman to magazine writer Doug Dechert. Spiegelman was reportedly fired from the NY Post's Page Six after NYDN gossip columnist Lloyd Grove...whatever, our head is already starting to hurt and we're losing motor control on our right side. Read about it on Gawker. Who knew that Ian Spiegelman was a Norman Mailer fan? Here's an excerpt:

You picked the wrong boy to fuck with, you pussy. I am not like anyone you've come up against and I don't consider there to be any rules in this.

I break aging trust fund pussies like you as a matter of course...I'm better, stronger and smarter than you, you little Nancy. If I wanted to take your girl out, I would. You have nothing I can't take away from you, you non-man.

When we signed up for this gig, we didn't realize that the gossip game is so fraught with peril. Now we're a little bit terrified that Ted Casablanca is going to send us one of these e-mails, though we're pretty sure we wouldn't understand any of his threats.