Yeah, I know, you want it now, because that's the kind of literary enthusiast you are — but you'll have to wait 'til September 7th for the Paris Hilton book. Summer is ruined!

Given that her sex tape hit the internet mere days before the first season of her reality show Simple Life, we fear to imagine what lurid surprise awaits us prior to publication. Of course we're looking forward to reading the insights of fear-inspiring NYT book critic Michiko Kakutani on this one.

Confessions of an Heiress

Also forthcoming: The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries

Paris Hilton Book Proposal [The Smoking Gun]