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The little egg timer next to our monitor just went ding—must be time for another J-Lo post. The blog PlanetGordon, inspired by the eerie coincidences between the Lincoln and Kennedy assassinations, has arranged to have Lopez killed. No such luck. He merely found eerie coincidences between Jen and Elizabeth Taylor, the premier serial bride of her day.

-Elizabeth Taylor launched a successful perfume line bearing her name. Jennifer Lopez launched a successful perfume line bearing her name. - Elizabeth Taylor married globetrotting hotelier Nicky Hilton. Jennifer Lopez was nominated for a Golden Globe and attended the ceremony at the Beverly Hilton. - Elizabeth Taylor married Larry Fortensky, a construction worker whom many thought was beneath her social class. Jennifer Lopez married Ojani Noa, a waiter whom many thought was beneath her social class.