Please, Jesus, Within Two Years Let Me Marry An Overexposed, Serial-Bride Pop Star With A Huge Ass; Also, Can You Kill Ricky Martin?

New J-Lo matrimonial fodder Marc Anthony still has pics from his last wedding on his website. Be forewarned if you click through...his music plays in the background.
UPDATE: Don't know how we missed this the first time, but Brit bookies offer 3-1 odds that the couple will divorce before the end of the year. We wonder if their prenup includes a clause that prohibits Anthony from fixing the marriage to exploit the oddsmakers for financial gain.