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From the What The Fuck? Files: Just about five months after her dissolution of the Bennifer Hollywood Organism and one week after his divorce from a former Miss Universe, Jennifer Lopez and B-level Ricky Martin wave-rider Marc Anthony entered into a one-year Lopez Marriage-Like Agreement on Saturday. She's got about one more wedding left before anyone who buys a star map on Hollywood Blvd is legally entitled to a year sham marriage with her.

In other baffling nuptual news, Verne "Mini Me" Troyer is seeking an annulment from model Genevieve Gallen. Troyer's people say there was no "valid marriage," and it's unclear whether they were married at all. We're still too simultaneously creeped out and turned on from pondering the logistics of their sex life to make any sense of this.