The winners of the fourth annual Lyttle Lytton worst first-sentence-of-a-novel contest have been announced. Taking the top prize this year: "This is the story of your mom's life." Yow, that does suck.

The Lyttle Lytton is a variation on the famous Bulwer-Lytton Contest; in the Lyttle, the maximum length is 25 words. Because really, isn't there enough sucky writing out there already?
The 2004 Winners [Lyttle Lytton]