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It seems production on the Paris Hilton book is well under way. Reportedly, Paris suffers from ADD so advanced she can't deal with reading through the book in progress, so she's having someone read it to her over the phone. (We call it "being cracked out.") Says a recent entry on a Brookyn-based LiveJournal:

My friend the editor asked what, if anything, would assist Paris in the job. Ms. Hilton then requested that the photo of herself that will be used on the cover of the book be overnighted to her, so that she could concentrate on it as her autobiography was cooed to her. This was done, and the mighty task of proofhearing was accomplished without another hitch.

We'll Always Have Paris [Cattleya Prod]