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Here are you answers, er, answer, really, to Ted Casablanca's Unbedded Blind Vice from yesterday:

Ted sez: "There's a hoochie-coochie for hire who's rather famous—or make that infamous. Let's call her Zoom Zuma, why don't we? Mais oui! Z2 has bedded just about everybody round T-town, save an odd housekeeper, doorman, studio exec or wine steward. etc etc."

You said: Answers after the jump:

You said: Nearly unanimously, "Angelina Jolie" as "Zoom Zuma," and "Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston" for the "Tinseltown twosome" that ZZ tried to come between. Solid guess, as rumors were flying that Brad and Angelina were all over each other on the set of Mr and Mrs Smith, but Ted said his vice was "unbedded." And we're hearing that those two were "bedding" like rabbits on Spanish fly everywhere but on-camera. But we're sure that's just, um, conjecture. Brad and Jen are married. If there's one thing in Hollywood that's inviolable and sacrosanct, it's marriage.

You also said: "Uma Thurman" and "Rebecca Romijn-Stamos" for ZZ; "J-Lo and Marc Anthony" for TT, with no explanation. Glad to see the all paint-thinner diet is paying off for our readers.