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By early 2005, MTV will launch LOGO, a cable channel targeted at the gay community. LOGO? How many focus group millions were dumped into that name? MTV, it's not too late. Here are Defamer's suggestions:


· Beard!
· MTV Ultra
· Dickelodeon
· Bravo 2: We've Stopped Pretending
· LPGA TV

[Ed.note—No, we can't believe we actually wrote "Dickelodeon" either.]