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Beautiful-people readers of this site probably eschew the ugly-people gossip of our Washington sister-site, Wonkette. But after Wonkette broke the story of Capitol Hill sex/anal sex/cash-for-sex blogger Jessica Cutler ("Washingtonienne"), the Hollywood should be watching. Playboy reportedly wants to entice the comely, ass-fucking obsessed duo into a tasteful, inevitably legislative-themed nude photo spread. And we just heard Howard Stern order his producer to book Cutler on his radio show. How long before we see our Wonkette and galpal Cutler on E!, as Howard wheedles and offers piles of cash for some girl-on-girl action?

The Defamer angle: The over-under on Cutler optioning her story to a Hollywood studio is three days. Let the bidding war begin.

UPDATE: The lovely but irretrievably foul-mouthed Wonkette denies that she was a part of the Playboy offer. It's Hefner's loss. You should see this woman after a couple of appletinis.

UPDATE TO UPDATE: Now you can see her after a couple of appletinis! See what Hef and Howard could be missing? [via Fleshbot]