Jeff Zucker's Nudie Video Somewhat Less Tittilating Than Paris Hilton's

LA.comfidential's insidery-monikered The Insider reports that Lilliputian NBC head Jeff Zucker (depicted in actual size at left, trying to crawl into anointed Must See TV savior Matt LeBlanc's ear and steer the network towards salvation) got buck naked in a video presentation to advertisers at last week's upfronts. Zucker, ever on the vanguard of originality, did an Austin Powers-inspired bit in which his naked member was obscured by a candle. The Insider didn't note what kind of candle, but we're going to extrapolate based on Zucker's pint-sized dimensions and guess that it was of the birthday variety.