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Some readers have helpfully written in to help crack the secret code on Ben Affleck's baffling "OV" tattoo, which recently led to a theory that he is supposedly A-list actor/pseudonymous blogger Rance. One reader uncharitably unscrambles the letters visible in the picture to the left and comes up with "ROTTEN HOMO ON VO." Play nice, kids.

Another offers, "I believe Ben, without seeking smart-friend help, totally screwed up an English-to-Latin translation of 'Red Sox in 2004'." While it's true that Latin was still spoken on much of the planet the last time the Red Sox won the World Series, it's doubtful.

Perhaps most intriguing: A Canadian fan, playing the drinking angle, notes that OV is the name of a Canadian beer (technically, "Old Vienna"). We wonder what beer Ben might have drinking when he got into trouble with that stripper in Vancouver. Keep those guesses coming!